The Life & Times of Zach Alvarez

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subpop:

Earlier today in the Sub Pop mailbag, we received an enthusiastic message from a college student running for homecoming queen. She asked for a video affirming support from our one time recording artists, Nirvana, in order to aid her campaign in becoming homecoming queen. We dressed up and obliged.
Video forthcoming with the script: "What’s up Virginia Tech? This is Nirvana! Just wanted to wish you guys a Happy Homecoming Week and good luck at the game this Saturday. LET’S GO HOAGIES!" Or something like that.

Well this is fascinatingly idiotic.

flavorpill:

subpop:

Earlier today in the Sub Pop mailbag, we received an enthusiastic message from a college student running for homecoming queen. She asked for a video affirming support from our one time recording artists, Nirvana, in order to aid her campaign in becoming homecoming queen. We dressed up and obliged.

Video forthcoming with the script: "What’s up Virginia Tech? This is Nirvana! Just wanted to wish you guys a Happy Homecoming Week and good luck at the game this Saturday. LET’S GO HOAGIES!" Or something like that.

Well this is fascinatingly idiotic.

drunkship-oflanterns:

now I do as I please and lie through my teeth, someone might get hurt, but it won’t be me

42 Song Pop Punk Mashup

immabutterurbaguettemau5y:

armstrong-and-iero:

snappleshampoo:

vacantthrone:

snappleshampoo:

42 SONG POP PUNK MASHUP

Songs Sampled:

My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade
Green Day - Good Riddance 
Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies
blink-182 - What’s My Age Again?
Jimmy Eat World - The Middle
We The Kings - Check Yes Juliet
Third Eye Blind - Graduate
All Time Low - Weightless
All Time Low - Dear Maria Count Me In
Switchfoot - Meant to Live
Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down
My Chemical Romance - I’m Not Okay (I Promise)
Boys Like Girls - Thunder
30 Seconds to Mars - Kings and Queens
Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue
Relient K - Be My Escape
Relient K - Sadie Hawkins Dance
Simple Plan - I’d Do Anything
Paramore - Misery Business
Rise Against - Savior
Sum 41 - Fat Lip
My Chemical Romance - Teenagers
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy’s Mom
All American Rejects - Gives You Hell
blink-182 - Feeling This
Lit - My Own Worst Enemy
Sum 41 - In Too Deep
The Cab - One of THOSE Nights
Relient K - High of 75
blink-182 - I Miss You
Paramore - That’s What You Get
AFI - Miss Murder
Good Charlotte - Dance Floor Anthem
Cute Is What We Aim For - Curse of Curves
30 Seconds to Mars - Closer to the Edge
A Day to Remember - All I Want
Mayday Parade - Jamie All Over
Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
Cartel - Say Anything (Else)
Taking Back Sunday - MakeDamnSure
Rise Against - Audience of One
Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down

will always love this

by popular demand:

a download link 

http://www.mediafire.com/?kicnzlz90jpfu0z

ARE YOU SERIOUS THIS IS MY POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: theblowjobsong)

I just hope this deal with Tumblr and Yahoo doesn’t change Tumblr being my go-to destination for bad memes, pessimistic sarcasm, and soft-core artistic pornography..

solsticeretouch:

Controversial Gun Control Campaign Shots

Moms Demand Action recently released a campaign showcasing the stance America has on gun control and tries to put it in perspective. Do you believe that these photos hit home or miss the point? 

It’s been way too long since I’ve been to a *real* punk show. I’m talking about the $7 shows in church basements with 10 bands on 10 inch stages where everyone knows everyone, and by the end you’re covered in sweat with bruised ribs and busted lips.
Those fucking shows.

what-a-lonely-lonely-love:

decodethishit:

lickypickystickyme:

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. “May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14”.With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “F*** You!”Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”

snap snap snap



I work in the airline industry and i pull smartass shit like this whenever i can to people who do that stuff.

what-a-lonely-lonely-love:

decodethishit:

lickypickystickyme:

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”

The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. “May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14”.

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “F*** You!”

Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”

snap snap snap

I work in the airline industry and i pull smartass shit like this whenever i can to people who do that stuff.

(Source: synchronisings)

thatgingerfangirl:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

white blood cells are metal as fuck they spawn from your bones and they immediately seek and destroy anything that they just dont fucking like and then a few days later they die that’s so fucking punk rock

and people say tumblr isn’t educational 

(Source: iwishihadafather)

But guys, if Obama takes our assault rifles away, how are we going to defend pop-punk!?!?